Once upon a time, in a little hickabilly town there was a girl who was stuck.
This girl was stuck in the hickabilly town with old people and white trash folks because that's where the college she was stuck in was located.
Every weekend the girl would go home to her home town which was awesome.
Every week when she came back to the hickabilly white trash trailor town her roomates boyfriend was there. The boyfriend spent more time in the apt than the girl did, but somehow did not have to pay rent.
Now the girl had to deal with this man taking her spot on the couch and stinking up her bathroom and using the last of the tp and not putting a fresh roll on.
The girl wanted to punch his fuckin loser ass face in, after she punched him in the balls.
Good thing I dont have to go to the bathroom, the girl thought, because he's in there shitting...again.
So, the moral of the story is... If I gotta shit in my own apt I'm gunna hafta walk my ass to the store next door to do it...
The End
